Hman the Soldier

No, he's not a dog. Though you would think so from the way he barks orders. He's a dog of the MILITARY. No, actually he's not. Dressed like a soldier, Hman is the self-proclaimed leader of the RED team. While his teammates normally wouldn't listen just to spite him, they often take his ridiculous and improvised orders because they've no idea what else to do. A good friend, despite the violence he exhibits toward his "friends," he's the one man we SHOULDN'T have given a rocket launcher.

RTB, co-written by Eraserman: